Alpha Males

Once while dinning on a yacht
in the moonlight off Monaco
talk came round to fishing
the women fell silent as
men blustered tales of catches
hardly smaller than whales,
innocent conversation
turning alpha males
into a pack of barking dogs.
I offered how would they feel
if when chewing their steak
a hook burst through their lips
yanking them off their seat.
- Guess who's not invited to
Dinner again?